Frustration and the need to distract oneself can work wonders.  
Have a mobile-optimized style, people.  *wry*  Ran this up in three days, and one of those was mostly dedicated to the background which I suck at making, because that's just the kind of week this is.  But!  Yay, a style that won't be unreadably small on my phone!  And looks pretty on my desktop!
I'm wondering if it might be worth adding the viewport meta tag and the navstrip-reduction option to the Core.  Those are the two things that really make DW pages hard to read on a mobile, and they should not affect larger views.  Including the word-wrap and image scaling orders in Tabula Rasa might be good, too, now I think about it, because goodness knows ginormous images or urls can break even a maximized desktop browser.
(My hatred for the comment-management multiform still knows no bounds, though.  That thing 
so needs a div around the parts.  I swear I submitted that a long time back, but now I can't find it in the bugzilla.  Grarh.)