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Branch: *stares, goggle-eyed* What are /you/ doing here?!

Relena: *drops her luggage and puts her hands on her hips* You put on my song. What did you expect? Now, if you don't mind please, I'd like some fic.

Branch: O_O

Relena: I'm sick of the whole Princess gig; and I'm sick of carrying nearly all the feminine roles in this damn show. I want to be a pilot.

Branch: *cautiously* Well, I'm with you there...

Relena: *relentlessly* So we'll do an AU. I want Treize to know who I am and decide he wants both Peacecrafts.

Zechs: *chokes*

Relena: *rolls her eyes* Not /that/ way, Onii-sama, honestly. *sniffs* Perhaps he can decide you're too depressed to be of political use and train me up for that instead.

Branch: *a bit weakly* That's not a fic, that's an arc. That's an epic!

Relena: *calmly* Your point?

Branch: I don't have that much Pat Benatar!

Relena: I'm sure we can work around that.

Treize: *crosses his legs, covering a smile* This should be... interesting.