Birds and bees
Mar. 29th, 2006 02:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
branchandrootApropos of watching some birds getting frisky...
I'm sure people besides me have heard various men appeal to the specious argument that they can't control their sex-drives because humans are animals and male animals turn into furry/feathery sex machines during mating season.
(Not that this is not a perfectly accurate portrait of the male animals in question, it just isn't nearly that simple with primates.)
At any rate, I can't help thinking that men would appeal to this argument far less often if women adopted the female response of the species in question--which is generally to pound the living shit out of any male they don't approve of until he goes off to bug someone else.
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I'm sure people besides me have heard various men appeal to the specious argument that they can't control their sex-drives because humans are animals and male animals turn into furry/feathery sex machines during mating season.
(Not that this is not a perfectly accurate portrait of the male animals in question, it just isn't nearly that simple with primates.)
At any rate, I can't help thinking that men would appeal to this argument far less often if women adopted the female response of the species in question--which is generally to pound the living shit out of any male they don't approve of until he goes off to bug someone else.
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