Cross-post from my archive.
Fandom/Arc: Avalanche, Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto
Summary: In which Naruto learns healing, Sasuke has Jiraiya inflicted upon him, and Sakura gets more dangerous.
Meta: Humor, Drama, Fluff, I-3
Wordcount: 5446
( It's Just That Any One of Us Is Half Without Another One Is You - Chapter Five )"Myouboku Mountain's Monk of the Toad Spirits... also known as the Toad Sage.... is here!" A long white tail of hair flounced and wood geta managed to hit the dust with a firm clack.
"You're what," Sasuke said, very flatly. It wasn't even a question. There was no possible question in the world to which that was the answer.