Close mouthed muses

Bugger the qwerty keyboard! Bugger the history of mechanical typewriters! And double bugger whatever is making my fingers so stiff today!

*grouse, grouse, grouse*

I'm also finding it rather peculiar that Roy is so reticent about sex from his pov.

Roy: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, Madam.

I'm your *author*, here, Roy, get over it. I'm *supposed* to know more about you than your mother and your therapist put together.

Roy: *secretive smile*


Characters. What can you do?