There is something to your counter here. It all depends on whether you're the kind of person who likes to get smashed and has a taste for the fruity. I suspect there's a significant segment of fandom who'd be quite content to pound mai-tais until they couldn't lift the glass any more, and for them, any bartender willing to serve 'em up in gallon jugs is "very good." On the other hand, if your taste runs more toward a delicately balanced salad and a solid but just as subtle Eastern European dark beer, of course you'll get tired of waking up hung over and feeling unsatisfied; I'm sure that's just as large a portion of the fannish culture.

How would you feel about the statement if I struck "good" and substituted "successful"?