Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-12-01 02:00 pm

Cookie Monster's Dirty Little Secret

Posted by Jen

When you desperately hope they played "Jumping Jack Flash" at the reception:

 

And that they're just talking about driving here:

(It's as if millions of parents suddenly cried out in terror, "NoooOOOOOo!")

 

But mostly I just really, REALLY hope that's not a nipple:

GO HOME COOKIE MONSTER, YOU ARE DRUNK.

 

Thanks to Emily D., Angela N. & Camirae P., who tells me that IS a nipple, but if so, WHY IS IT THERE??

*****

P.S. Hang on, I can't just leave you with... that. So here's an adorable Chef Cookie Monster to make everything better:

GUND "Teach Me" Cookie Monster Plush

He even brought you a cookie! D'awwww.

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Phaeton ([personal profile] dancing_serpent) wrote in [community profile] c_ent2025-12-01 03:14 pm
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Monthly Round-Up

This is the monthly round-up for November 2025.


Review: Cosmetology High

Icons: Word of Honor

Fanfic for: L'Oreal "Time Engraver" Commercials/Guardian (TV)

Fanfic for: Word of Honor: Liu Qianqiao/Luo Fumeng

Brainstorming for Topics: Discussions & Picspams

Wishlist Wednesday

Fanfic for: The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity

Fanfic for: Word of Honor

Topic Tuesday: Character Recasts

DMBJ Calendars announcement!

Triple Drabble and Various Icons

Quick Rec Wednesday

Various Drabbles and Graphics

Did You Make a Thing?


And of course we had the monthly round-up for October 2025 and our weekly chats on the 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, and the 29th - come join in, it's still running!


Did you discover an entry you missed? Come on over and take a look/comment!
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Melime ([personal profile] melime) wrote in [community profile] smallfandomfest2025-12-01 10:35 am

Fanfic, This is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone), Blue/Red, Future

Title: No future, only now
Author: Melime
Fandom: This is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone)
Pairing/Characters: Blue/Red
Rating/Category: PG-13/Femslash
Prompt: This is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone), Blue/Red, Future
Spoilers: all novel
Summary: There is no future for them together. But is that truly any different from anyone else? Others might have a future ahead of them in a way that they never could, but a future would always remain stubbornly out of reach of anyone.
Notes/Warnings: none

On AO3
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Melime ([personal profile] melime) wrote in [community profile] smallfandomfest2025-12-01 10:35 am

Fanfic, Doctor Who (comics), Kroton, If he could smell the flowers

Title: Smell the flowers
Author: Melime
Fandom: Doctor Who (comics)
Pairing/Characters: Kroton the Cyberman
Rating/Category: PG-13/Gen
Prompt: Doctor Who (comics), Kroton, If he could smell the flowers, would they bring any memories back?
Spoilers: Kroton's memories
Summary: If Kroton could smell any of these flowers, would they bring back any memories?
Notes/Warnings: none

On AO3
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Melime ([personal profile] melime) wrote in [community profile] smallfandomfest2025-12-01 10:35 am

Fanfic, The Curse of Fatal Death (tv), The Doctor (Lumley)/Emma, rejection hurts

Title: Regeneration can't change this
Author: Melime
Fandom: The Curse of Fatal Death (tv)
Pairing/Characters: The Doctor (Lumley)/Emma
Rating/Category: PG-13/Femslash
Prompt: Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death (tv), The Doctor (Lumley)/Emma, Regeneration doesn't make the Doctor stop loving Emma, and rejection hurts
Spoilers: end of the special
Summary: The Doctor still loves Emma just the same, and she's still the same person, but Emma wasn't even interested in giving her a chance to show that.
Notes/Warnings: unrequited love

On AO3
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it only hurts when i breathe ([personal profile] spikedluv) wrote2025-12-01 08:10 am

The Day in Spikedluv (Sunday, Nov 30)

I did four loads of laundry, hand-washed dishes, emptied the dishwasher, did more sweeping and mopping, cut up chicken for the dogs' meals, changed kitty litter, and showered.

I took a nap (Pip has to stop getting up at 4am!!), made brownies, read some fanfic, and watched a Hallmark Christmas movie and the Bills game. Go Bills!!

Temps started out at 27(F) and reached 39.


Mom Update:

Mom was doing pretty good when I called her. more back here )
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Siderea ([personal profile] siderea) wrote2025-12-01 06:23 am
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Choosing Health Insurance: Two Unobvious Marketplace Deadlines [US, healthcare, Patreon]

Canonical link: https://siderea.dreamwidth.org/1888828.html




Hey, Americans and people living in the US going through open enrollment on the state ACA marketplaces who haven't yet enrolled in a plan for 2026!

Just about every state in the union and DC (but not Idaho) proudly touts an end date to open enrollment sometime in January. This year for most states it ends January 15th, but in CA, NJ, NY, RI, and DC, it's January 31st, and here in Massachusetts, it's January 23rd. (Idaho's is December 15th.) [Source]

That sure sounds like the deadline is sometime in January.

No, it kinda isn't.

tl;dr: Just assume if you want insurance to start Jan 1, the deadlines are to enroll by Dec 8 and to pay for the first month by Dec 15. Important deets within. [950 words] )

This post brought to you by the 220 readers who funded my writing it – thank you all so much! You can see who they are at my Patreon page. If you're not one of them, and would be willing to chip in so I can write more things like this, please do so there.

Please leave comments on the Comment Catcher comment, instead of the main body of the post – unless you are commenting to get a copy of the post sent to you in email through the notification system, then go ahead and comment on it directly. Thanks!
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dark_kana ([personal profile] dark_kana) wrote in [community profile] 3_good_things_a_day2025-12-01 12:10 pm

Monday 01/12/2025


1) it's my birthday so hubby and I both took a day off from work

2) we went out for breakfast after bringing our daughter to school. And we're going to enjoy a lazy day

3) sushi for dinner *grins*

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thisbluespirit ([personal profile] thisbluespirit) wrote2025-12-01 10:40 am

Fly by rec

My wrangling got slightly derailed this morning, because I was scrolling down my bins and then suddenly a WILD TAG IN ENIGMA 2001!

And it wasn't me misreading, it wasn't some giant multi-fandom essay, or somehow ASOIAF, Harry Potter, Sherlock or Star Wars, it was real and pretty much perfect. Not particularly spoilery (the only thing this reveals is also evident pretty soon into the film):

de la lune (273 words) by misura
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Enigma (2001)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Claire Romilly, Wigram (Enigma 2001)
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon
Summary: "I've always wanted to be a Claire." (pre-canon)

I got too flaily to wrangle.
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abyss_valkyrie ([personal profile] abyss_valkyrie) wrote in [community profile] icons10in202025-12-01 01:34 pm
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Round 41-extension + reminder!


Hello, all. There are 13 days remaining for this round to end on 14th December, 2025. 
Check out more information on this round here.

Participants who need to enter their sets:
1.tinny
2.chocolatefrogs

 
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tielan ([personal profile] tielan) wrote2025-12-01 08:56 pm

holiday wishes

My problem is that there's nobody in a position to get me the things I want.

They're either so ginormously big (peace on earth, fairness for people experiencing systemic 'isms', health, wealth, happiness) or impossibly specific (a Captain Hill epic that is well written and which I don't have to do myself).

All the middling stuff? I can pretty much manage myself.

I even organised my own 7x7 birthday party (completely forgot that I was going to give a speech about why 7x7) had a great time, had dinner with friends last night, watched the Matildas (Aussie national women's soccer team) play against NZ to win 5-0 with a friend and her kids, her eldest son (12) swapped a few chips for popcorn chicken bits, and later on asked me a bunch of questions like I was a trustable adult...

I hope to snuggle with my nephew come Christmas (not entirely sure I'll get that, he might end up being a wriggly boy and want mama), and to get out on the water in a friends' boat, and to see the cousins for Christmas...

Anyway, I'm tired rn, so more about the party shortly. And I haven't forgotten Georgia, I've just been so busy with the party (and with The Month Of Writing Dangerously) that I haven't managed to gather my thoughts.
Language Log ([syndicated profile] languagelog_feed) wrote2025-12-01 09:20 am

Scope of "more than"

Posted by Mark Liberman

"The hottest new AI company is…Google?", CNN 11/29/2025, shows a slide telling us that Google Search is "Bringing Generative AI to more people than any product in the world":

Jonathan Smith, who sent in the link, commented

"to more people than our competitors" yes, "to more people than there are fish in the sea" yes, "to more people than e.g. potable water [is brought]" really…?

The syntax and semantics of "more than" constructions are complicated, in ways that sometimes lead to Escher Sentences.

I collected a sample of real-world sentences illustrating various corners of Jonathan's question, but I think I'll leave this one open for readers to explore.

 

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Highlander II ([personal profile] highlander_ii) wrote in [community profile] fan_flashworks2025-12-01 02:10 am

Suits : fanfic : He's a Wuss

Title: He's a Wuss
Fandom: Suits
Rating: PG-13
Length: short
Content notes: none apply
Summary: Mike's being a big baby over nothing.


He's a Wuss )
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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote in [community profile] crowdfunding2025-12-01 01:49 am
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December Monthly Post

What are your planned crowdfunding projects for December? What did you accomplish during November?

There is no Creative Jam in December.  The January 2026 [community profile] crowdfunding Creative Jam will run Saturday 17-Sunday 18 with a theme of "Memories."  That will be our 150th Creative Jam, wow!  I hope everyone shows up for it.
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vamp_ress ([personal profile] vamp_ress) wrote in [community profile] booknook2025-12-01 07:28 am

Reading Wrap-up 11/25

In hindsight, it seems my November was horror-reading month. I swear, I hadn't planned it this way, but I won't complain. 

Purcell, Laura: Bone China. Bloomsbury. 2019.
I've been reading her books for a few years now, picking one up every autumn. She's a contemporary author, but she writes in the vein of gothic fiction - there are a lot of remote mansions and haunted castles in her books. Bone China features a remote manor on a cliff, an unreliable narrator and the question of what is truly happening and what is actually only taking place in the protagonist's head. Purcell is really good with the psychological horror. If that's your kind of thing you should definitely check her out.

Moreno-Garcia, Silvia: Mexican Gothic. Del Rey. 2020.
This was my first time with a novel by Moreno-Garcia. I felt that thematically, this was all over the place. Apart from the fact that it's horror it also tried to tackle themes like racism, classism, eugenics and mysoginy, but it didn't spend enough time on any of these themes to make it worthwhile. Additionally, this has a historical setting (the 1950/1960s) even though this is never fully realised and you wonder why the author chose to take this route (probably only to constantly talk about the dress the protagonist was wearing, I don't know). And when we got to the bottom of why the house was "haunted" I basically got off the plane - this is a personal thing of course, but I found this rather silly instead of terrifying. What I really liked was the gothic vibes she managed to evoke while describing the house. The atmosphere and the creepy dreams (that only get creepier as the story progresses) were my highlights.

Tremblay, Paul: Horror Movie. HarperAudio. 2024.
Tremblay simply has the best audiobook productions and this was top-notch as well. If you want to give this novel a try, do yourself a favour and consider the audiobook! I can't say that I fully bought into the "haunted set" idea and most of the characters felt flat and hardly realised, but Tremblay is really good with mixed media. There are several POVs and a screenplay in this. But the novel wasn't overly scary or frightening.

Feito, Virginia: Victorian Psycho. Audible Audio. 2025.
As a project this is very well done and successful, but as a book on its own I find it forgettable. As the title says this marries American Psycho to a Jane Eyre-like plot. The language was the most interesting thing about this, because just like in American Psycho the narration starts off very tame and proper only to get more unhinged as the story progresses. I think that progression was the highlight of the novel and very well done. On the other hand, it was riffing off what Ellis has already done decades ago, so I'm not sure how much of the credit (besides the idea of the Victorian setting) can really go to Feito. In the end, mostly a fanfiction remix even if it's executed extremely well.

Kröger, Lisa & Anderson, Melanie R.: Monster, She wrote! The Women Who Prioneered Horror and Speculative Fiction. Quirk Books. 2018.
Let's start this by saying that this is a beautifully done book. It was quite obviously typeset before the pandemic and before paper became scarce and expensive - there's a lot of free and waste of space here and it's wonderful to see a book "breathe" like that. Happens rarely enough. Sadly, this nonfiction read didn't fully give me what I had expected. Yes, I filled up my TBR because the authors truly manage to find a lot of hidden gems. But I had definitely expected more literary criticism, more in-depth analysis. In the end, this was pretty much snorkeling just below the surface.

Doerr, Anthony: Cloud Cuckoo Land. Scribner. 2021.
I only read this because Ben from Ben reads good gave this a glowing review. Half an hour into the (German) audiobook of 16 hours I thought this would be 16 hours of pure torture. In the end, it wasn't quite that bad, but I can't say that the book and I had a successful time with each other. The "hook" - the Greek epic connecting all the different timelines was as silly as the title suggests and had I known that this would fully be shouldered by kid and teenage protagonists I would have opted out before I even started. I just didn't care for any of it. Okay, that's not true. I cared for the poor beasts of burden who died somewhere in the middle - but even that was mostly the author emotionally manipulating the reader, so I don't know what to make of this.