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[branchandroot]

Apostrophes are pronounced 'boing'.

shayboingaboingchern! *cannot breath for laughing*

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[kenllama.livejournal.com]

i totally read this as "apostrophes are pronounced boring", as in "we shouldn't bother with those lame punctuation marks any more."

the correct reading is rather more interesting.

[jimhines.livejournal.com]

If I do another goblin book, I'm going to work in an apostrophe name just so I can mentally add the "boing" every time I do a reading :-)