The many expressions of Shen Wei, a selection

[branchandroot]

• with you in a moment, you just did something that reminds me of You and my heart stopped beating


• I am a Mild Mannered Professor, no, really, honest, just look at these sleeve garters


• I wish I could say I'm surprised you did that, but I'm really, really not


• I'm trying very hard not to laugh, because I don't want to encourage you


• FRAGILE HUMAN IDIOT


• something just threatened you, I need to render it down to its component atoms, I'll just be a second


• why can't I just kill them all and have done with it? whose bright idea was this job?
  
  • right, yes, never mind, just... keep looking at me like that and I'll be fine


• I really, really want to jump you right this instant, but you won't remember why, fuck my entire life

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[branchandroot]

Of course, /now/ I've gotten far enough to add "you're you but not my You, and I need a moment to die of a broken heart".